[FunOnTheNet] Clean HUMOUR

 

Web-side HUMOUR  Horrible future Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then, at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. How could she go, w/o knowing? She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" -------------------------------------------- Emergency case The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three other doctors are there already." ------------------------------------ Homework time Sam: "Dad, would you do my math homework for me"? Dad: "No, son, it wouldn't be right". Sam: "Well, at least you could try".  Regards,

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